And of course the guard is on a dating website because of course prison guards don't have anything better to do than go on dating websites. While the man in charge of keeping the music playing is somewhere making a sandwich or something, Lady Gaga is let out of jail because someone put up bail money. Except for, y'know, singing and dancing in jail.
The beginning of the video shows Lady Gaga in jail, and because it's a Lady Gaga video, no one really knows what is going on half the time, nor do we have even the slightest idea what on earth the video has to do with the song.Īfter the unnecessarily long intro, Lady Gaga answers the Telephone and proceeds to dance while in jail singing about not being able to answer the phone because she is too busy.doing absolutely nothing. At the end of 'Paparazzi' Lady Gaga is being arrested for killing and admitting to killing her boyfriend after he pushed her off a balcony.
